The Git writes in:

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A question...

... for your FAQ.

Do Merkins have a special, secret dictionary they use so they can confuse us
furriners? ;-)

(name withheld, if you want it, go to his daily diatribe..link is on main page--Ed.)
The world's most Pompous Git according to Google!

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What a great question.

Well, the obvious answer is that all pubic wigs, whether of a left or right bent, are constantly trying to confuse furriners.  If you think it through to the logical conclusion, a furriner would be an obvious threat to the continued employment of Merkins everywhere.  Besides, who would want real, actual, organic animal fur down there anyway?  I suspect that, although the natural fibers may not itch as much as the synthetic Merkin ones, they would most definitely cause unwanted sweating and personal odor. 

To this end, Merkins have come up with a super-secret Dictionary, and have distributed it among furriners.  Some phrases, words, and their definitions you may find in there are:

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'is': (iz) definition unknown/unclear, after debate started by former U.S. President Clinton

'Axis of Evil': (ack-sis_uv_e-vil) Countries who have oil that we want.

'Democracy': (dim-awk-ra-see) [obs.] Any governmental system or country that agrees with us.  See also 'Federal Republic' and 'Widely misunderstood governmental principals--The Electoral College'

'Terrorist': (tear-oar-ist) Any governmental system or country that disagrees with us, or one known to harbor institutions or groups that use terrorism to promote their political, religious, and economic interests.  See also 'Except for Ireland!', 'Well, we don't want to get into it with South Korea' and 'Aww heck, they don't have any oil.'

'President of The United States of America': (dub-ya)  The leader of the free world, as appointed by the Supreme Court of The United States, despite losing the popular vote, and obviously erroneous ballot collection, which lead to electoral college members to cast their vote to whomever could pay the most.  See also 'Democracy'.
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Well, that's it for another fact-filled edition of Frennzy's Fun FAQs.  Let's play safe out there.