Okay, just a quick one.  If you'll check out the links over to the left, I have added a link to Dave Barry's personal blog.  It's relatively new, and he doesn't do a great deal of content other than links...but he is one of my favorite humorists, and he seldom lets me down with his links.  Note, if you aren't an avid reader of his, you should check out his weekly column, which is available online here.

Furthermore, since I know you are most likely looking for a place to waste valuable time (as are we all) while working or whatnot, I recommend that 'Penguins' link.  It's addictive.  My high score so far is in the high 800,000's.  If you look at the all time high scores, you'll not that most are just over 2billion.  This leads me to believe that they have a bit limitation on the high score variables, such that the number can never be higher than 2^31, or 2.147 billion.  The only way you'll ever get that score is to create a slightly variable orbit that will run for a very long time before intersecting the ship.  (I think stage 15 and 18 are good for this, IIRC).

Oh, on the terror front, apparently the government has decided to downgrade the current threat.  Instead of duct tape and plastic, you can now protect yourself with masking tape and grocery bags.

Finally, and this is just common sense people, duct tape is not an effective form of birth control...unless, of course, you are using it to restrain an over-eager male from impregnating you.